You might be a redneck if ....you have an above ground pool and you fish in it.
You might be a redneck if...you think "trash TV " is something in your backyard.
I hope Alabama isn't the only place you can see this type of thing.
My daughter and I drove up to the B-N-B yesterday...the bent and dent grocery store. I had to stop in the middle of the road and take this picture. Unfortunately, the photo doesn't begin to tell the whole story. There was so much stuff in the yard it defies the imagination.
I'm just saying maybe its time to call one of those reality shows like Clean Sweep or something because they need an Extreme Home Makeover.