Hello, my name is Maria Antonia Josepha Johanna von Habsburg-Lothringen, but you might know me better as Marie Antoinette. This is my birthday....don't tell, but I turn 253 years old today.
A little birdie waked me this morning whispering the news that today will be delightful fun. I've done my hair. I've applied my rouge. I've put on my velvet wrap. I'm stepping into my carriage.
Here's your invitation to the party. It's quite a formal portrait of me, n'est-ce pas? Click on it and you will be wisked aways to dozens of dozens of celebrations today, all planned in my honor.
Like I've said before, "Let us all eat cake!"