What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.
Why do you forget a tooth, as soon as the dentist pulls it out? Because it goes right out of your head.
Why are vampires like false teeth? They all come out at night.
Did anyone else have grandparents who put their teeth in a jar at night? Or slip them out to amaze you? I'm getting an implant on Wednesday, so that I am never tempted to do the same to my grandchildren. haha (oops, too late....I just remembered that I showed them when my temporary fell out last winter....just realized I've already become my grandparents!)